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Brad: (panicking, arms flailing) WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Fifi: (giggles) Ooooh~ mon amour, do not be shy! Come, let us embrace ze romance~!
Brad: (yelling back) ROMANCE?! LADY, I’M NOT EVEN A SKUNK!
(Buckshot is practically on the ground laughing, clutching his sides, while Onsen wipes tears from his eyes.)
Buckshot: (cackling) BROOO! This has gotta be the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life!
Onsen: (gasping for air) THE SUN… THE SUN IS LAUGHING AT YOU! EVEN NATURE THINKS THIS IS FUNNY!
Sun: (wheezing) AHAHAHAH, YO BRAD, MY GUY, THIS IS HILARIOUS!
(Brad shoots a glare at the sky while still sprinting for dear life.)
Brad: (huffing) WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS?! I’M NOT EVEN HER SPECIES!
Fifi: (dreamily sighs) Ahhh, but love knows no boundaries, mon cher! Ze heart wants what it wants~!
Brad: (dodging a beach chair, nearly tripping) THE HEART NEEDS TO STOP WANTING ME!
Buckshot: (mockingly gasping) Brad, are you… DISCRIMINATING?!
Brad: (glaring) DON’T YOU DARE.
Onsen: (grinning) Hey man, love is love. I think you two would make a cute couple!
(Brad suddenly screeches to a halt, whipping around with the fury of a thousand burning suns.)
Brad: (fuming) LISTEN HERE, YOU OVERGROWN TEDDY BEAR—
(Before he can finish, Fifi launches herself at him. Brad barely dodges, causing her to roll in the sand.)
Fifi: (squealing as she tumbles) Oh la la~ such a playful one!
Brad: (facepalming) WHY. WON’T. SHE. QUIT?!
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