Emberlynn (40-ton Dragon Form, eyes blazing, holding a glowing blue shell): "BUCKSHOT! YOU HIT ME WITH A RED SHELL, MADE ME FALL OFF THE TRACK, AND NOW I’M GOING TO ROAST YOU ALIVE!"

Buckshot Bruin (zig-zagging wildly): "IT WAS A TACTICAL MOVE! NOTHING PERSONAL! PUT THE SHELL DOWN!"

Brad Wulf (screaming at Buckshot): "BUCKSHOT, GET AWAY FROM ME! THE BLUE SHELL HAS AN AREA OF EFFECT!"

Buckshot (laughing nervously): "Relax, Brad! I’m just drafting behind you! Safety in numbers!"

Brad (furious): "SAFETY?! SHE’S GOT A FLYING NUKE! I’M THE NUMBER SHE’S AIMING AT!"

Emberlynn (roaring, her tail smashing part of the track): "Oh, don’t worry, Brad. There’s enough explosion for BOTH of you!"

Onsen the Bear (lounging on Emberlynn’s back, casually eating a banana): "This is the best seat in the house. You guys should try racing less and snacking more." He tosses a banana peel over his shoulder.

Brad (narrowly swerves to avoid the peel): "ONSEN! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SNACKS!"

Buckshot (panicking as Emberlynn closes in): "ONSEN, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE WISE ONE! HELP!"

Onsen (chuckling): "My advice? Don’t get hit." takes another bite of his banana.

Emberlynn (swooping down, grinning wickedly): "Oh, you’re DEFINITELY getting hit. This shell doesn’t miss!"

Brad (veering wildly): "BUCKSHOT, WHY ARE YOU STILL NEAR ME?! SHE’S GOING TO TAKE US BOTH OUT!"

Buckshot (pleading): "THINK OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, EMBERLYNN!"

Emberlynn (mocking): "Friendship? What friendship?!" She hurls the blue shell.

The Blue Shell (glowing ominously): BOOM! The explosion sends Brad and Buckshot flying off the track in slow motion.

Brad (flying through the air, screaming): "I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, BUCKSHOT!"

Buckshot (spinning helplessly): "HEY, I APOLOGIZED! DOESN’T THAT COUNT?!"

Emberlynn (calmly gliding to the finish line, smirking): "And that’s why you don’t mess with a dragon on Rainbow Road."

Onsen (still chilling, pulling out another banana): "You guys are great entertainment. Who wants the peel next?"