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Buckshot: (yelling over the noise) "Come on, Onsen! It's just like riding a regular bike... if that bike could hover, explode, and had no brakes!"
Onsen: (clinging to the hoverbike, terrified) "I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RIDE A NORMAL BIKE, YOU PSYCHOPATH!"
Buckshot: (laughing) "Well, buddy, today’s your lucky day to learn! Now grip the handlebars, twist the throttle, and try not to scream too much—"
Onsen: (screaming before even starting) "TOO LATE FOR THAT!"
Brad: (while firing at the tank) "Could you two lovebirds hurry it up? I can’t keep this robot and tank entertained forever!"
Buckshot: (ignoring Brad, shoving Onsen’s paw onto the throttle) "Okay, now just ease it—"
Onsen: (immediately floors it, the hoverbike rockets out of control) "WHAT DOES ‘EASE IT’ EVEN MEAN?!"
Brad: (watching Onsen zoom straight toward the tank) "Uh, Buckshot, your bear just turned into a missile."
Buckshot: (grinning) "Atta boy, Onsen! Go show that tank who’s boss!"
Onsen: (screaming as the hoverbike wobbles wildly) "I DON’T WANT TO BE THE BOSS—HELP ME!!!"
[The hoverbike narrowly dodges the tank’s cannon, Onsen somehow managing to stay alive through sheer dumb luck as Brad blows up the flying robot.]
Brad: (dryly, still firing) "At this rate, Onsen’s either going to save the day or accidentally destroy the planet."
Buckshot: (laughing) "Either way, it’s a win in my book!"
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