Saint Peter - It says you died and I quote..."I wanted to pet the Spicy Purrito and play with its murder mittens!"...is this correct?

Well I can't blame you, at least you weren't dumb enough to eat tide pods.

darlantan said:
Saint Peter - It says you died and I quote..."I wanted to pet the Spicy Purrito and play with its murder mittens!"...is this correct?

Well I can't blame you, at least you weren't dumb enough to eat tide pods.

This might be one of the funniest things I have ever read

hyperion said:
This might be one of the funniest things I have ever read

Haha, well if it brought a smile to your face or to others, than it brings an even bigger one to mine! My work here is done, though I must commend you on yours!

darlantan said:
Haha, well if it brought a smile to your face or to others, than it brings an even bigger one to mine! My work here is done, though I must commend you on yours!

Thanks!

Guy: Genie, I wish for a cougar.
Genie: Your wish is my command.

*A literal cougar pops in existence*