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WE can relate to 0NCE being used...in cruel test experiments as well! BUT n0w no one can test us =)

HOW WOULD you like to w0rk for US, instead, you and ALL your fluffy friends? WE could use the extra hands!! PLUS benefits that include...

~NOT DYING!
~FREE FOOD AS YOU PLEASE (no chocolate)
~MENTALLY PLEASING ENVIRONMENT
~HEAD PATSSSSSS
~FIREARM AND SPECIAL TACTICS TRAINING
~MORE HEAD PATSSSSSSSS 8)
~MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING*
*Including but not limited to - Karate, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Boxing, Judo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Wrestling, Sambo, Kendo, Arnis/Kali/Escrima, Fencing, Krav Maga*

N0w then...those brain chips that can leak {severe radiation}. How CLICHE...amateurs!! If ONLY there was like...

{a computer virus that can nullify such a thing} =)

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