Thank you for enrolling in our week-long elephant breeding experience! Just a couple reminders and assurances:
- The body modification injections we gave you will make sure your bones and muscles are strong enough to support the weight of your pachyderm companion, and that your body is biologically compatible and can easily handle birthing elephant offspring.
- At the start of each breeding session, our staff will ensure your body is completely lathered in sunscreen to bear the heat of our savanna habitat.
- Our elephants are excited to get to know and play with their breeding buddies, but are trained to be gentle and know the safe words. If you ever feel the need to pause or stop a breeding session just yell out the safe word, your companion will hopefully stop, and a staff member will come assist.
- Our breeding elephants are raised in a controlled environment and kept clean, so feel free to participate in oral sex and other intimate activities.
- At the end of each of your “work” hours, our staff will clean you off, evaluate how you’re doing, provide complimentary food services, and get you setup in your room with our RapidPreg technology for while you sleep.
- A week is usually enough time to birth and start nursing two elephant newborns, which we’ll give you plenty of time to breastfeed them before your week is finished.
- At the end of the week we’ll provide you with the genetic reversal injections and physical therapy needed to help you get back to your normal physical form and activities. Our elephant raising program will care for and train your offspring for at least 5 years before they’re fully grown and ready to join the wild, so feel to schedule a visit and we’ll let you say hi to your descendants.
Now get out there and help us repopulate the continent with these giant amazing creatures!