Silly but true. Im good at crunching the facts, numbers, and info to do the job well, but Maggie knows how to put it together for presentation and presenting that with me to clients and potential clients.
Were working well together for this month as my personal secretary, still good at shooting me down if I try to get a date out of her, but today was going to be a good one, big potential client from overseas would be here about 2 pm for a pitch. Getting this contract would be the top to that point of my career.

Its 9:40 am however, and Maggie isn’t here, so panic starts to set in but the phone rings and I answer to Maggie telling me she’s in the parking garage, i’m relieved until she tells me she needs to go home, impossible i tell her, we have the Pandaren presentation to do today and I need her here.

She shuts me down by saying theres no way she can function today, she went into her heat that morning and will be out of it for a few days or 3 till it passes, panicking I argue with her, plead with her to do something, I need her here. She laughs and says the only thing that will stop it in its tracks is to get a good fucking…
Like a flash before it crossed my min to even think to say “I could fix that”, she yelled in the phone “not you, ever, either”
I yelled back, figure something out damnit, i need you here today.

I got silence on her end for a second, and she said, fine, Ill go find the skunk thats the garage lot attendant that I bet can fuck…

Line went dead.

“Oh Shit”…