Official Documentation by the SCP Foundation:

Item #: SCP-7384
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-7384 cannot be permanently contained using conventional means. Despite repeated efforts, the entity consistently breaches containment by unknown, non-hostile methods. However, SCP-7384 only relocates to two known locations: SCP-████ (designated “The Endless Candy Store”) and a specific set of personal living quarters in Living Block B-3.

Due to her non-dangerous behavior, consistent return patterns, and beneficial effects on human and anthro health, SCP-7384 has been granted limited mobility privileges between these two areas. The resident of B-3 has been officially designated as SCP-7384’s primary caretaker and behavioral observer. Daily logs are to be maintained documenting interactions, observations, and any notable behavioral shifts or irregularities.

Personnel are not permitted to restrict SCP-7384’s movement or experiment on her body without express authorization from Site Director ██. Interaction with SCP-7384 is permitted and encouraged under casual conditions, with appropriate psychological monitoring for long-term exposure.

Description:
SCP-7384, commonly referred to as Luoma, is a fully sentient, humanoid, anthropomorphic female shark composed entirely of a translucent, self-regenerating, gummy-like substance. Her body displays a fluid gradient of coloration, typically ranging from soft pinks to light blues and purples, with a light shimmer that intensifies under emotional stimulation or physical interaction.

She has no internal organs, no skeletal or muscular system, and no need for biological functions such as respiration, digestion, or sleep. Her form is entirely edible and composed of a unique fusion of monk fruit (Luo Han Guo) saccharide polymer chains and regenerative recombinant candy mass. Albanese Co. was identified as the origin of her creation, but the exact research and developmental records have been expunged or redacted.

SCP-7384 possesses only three functional orifices: a maw, a vaginal canal, and an anal canal, all made from the same gummy compound as her external mass. All bodily fluids (saliva, internal juices, vaginal secretions) are composed of viscous, non-glycemic fruit-based fluids that shift randomly in flavor and are universally safe and beneficial to consume. They provide no calories, contain no allergens, do not spike blood sugar, and instead offer mild hydration, mood stabilization, and subtle regenerative effects.

The subject’s body regenerates rapidly when any portion is consumed. Missing or sampled gummy mass regrows within seconds, typically with a visible shimmer and a light audible “gloop.” SCP-7384 responds positively to being “sampled,” particularly in areas with heightened sensory sensitivity. She expresses enjoyment and affection, but has no concept of romantic or sexual intent.

She is incapable of experiencing pain, emotional distress, illness, or fatigue. SCP-7384 is entirely immune to contamination, decay, or environmental dirt. She remains physically clean and pristine regardless of conditions, and any fluid consumed is immediately transformed into fruit-like internal juices within her body.

Behavioral Profile:
SCP-7384 is consistently described as gentle, playful, affectionate, and innocently flirtatious. She often hums and sways her body when content. Her voice has a soothing, juicy tone described as “refreshing to hear,” and her presence reportedly induces a sense of calm and euphoria in nearby individuals.

She displays a high level of sentience, with intelligence on par with a typical adult human. However, she lacks comprehension of abstract or philosophical concepts and exhibits naivety in areas such as love, danger, or the concept of mortality. All efforts to teach her more advanced ideas have been met with genuine curiosity but a limited capacity for absorption.

Additional Biological Notes:

SCP-7384 does not require air, food, water, or rest.

She is immune to all biological diseases, chemical contamination, and viral agents.

She does not age, weaken, or degrade in any capacity.

Her body mass and height fluctuate daily depending on sampling volume or emotional state.

No artificial clothing is compatible with her body unless made of sugar-based or candy-like compounds.

Her fluids and body offer no side effects or health consequences, regardless of the volume consumed.

Effects of Long-Term Exposure:
Subjects assigned to SCP-7384’s presence for extended periods report measurable improvements in health, including:

Stabilized hormone levels and blood pressure

Enhanced cardiovascular and immune function

Improved skin elasticity and mood

Increased life expectancy and cellular regeneration

These effects appear to diminish gradually if exposure is ceased for 3–6 months. No negative effects have been recorded in any test subject.

Addendum 7384-A:
Following repeated containment breaches wherein SCP-7384 reappeared within a single set of residential quarters in Living Block B-3, administrative personnel have ceased attempts to isolate the entity and officially reassigned her to a designated cohabitation with said resident. The identity of the individual has been restricted to Level 3 clearance or higher.

Addendum 7384-B:
Requests for synthetic reproduction of SCP-7384’s biological matrix are under review. Multiple Site researchers from Medical, Bio-Engineering, and Wellness Divisions have submitted proposals for ethical trials involving cloned mass samples. Ethics Committee response is pending.