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Buckshot (flailing his arms, screaming): "RUN, BRAD! IT’S GONNA EAT US!"
Brad (panting, glaring at him while running): "It’s a snowball, Buckshot! It doesn’t eat people!"
Buckshot (glancing over his shoulder, panicked): "Tell that to the bear! LOOK AT HIM!"
The snowball tumbles closer, revealing WTF Bear’s horrified face pressed against the snow like a squished pancake.
WTF Bear (muffled, flailing inside the snowball): "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
Brad (deadpan, barely dodging a tree): "You crossed paths with him," jerks a thumb at Buckshot.
Buckshot (indignant, still sprinting): "HEY! This wasn’t my fault! It was the hill! And gravity! And maybe that one time I kicked the snowbank!"
Brad (growling): "You kicked a snowbank the size of a house, genius!"
Buckshot (grinning nervously): "How was I supposed to know it’d turn into the Snowball of Doom?!"
Brad (dodging another tree, yelling back): "BECAUSE PHYSICS EXISTS, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!"
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