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Darlantan
MemberI mean I can still run a 2 mile in under 12 minutes...but oh no, I tripped over nothing!
Before I die, could I interest you in some classy or even a few silly B rated horror flicks that'd be coupled with a gallon of freshly popped popcorn who's fate was soon to be drowned in butter!? Got some deep dish pizza on the way, cold drinks in the fridge...why have another boring night out on the town when you can share more than a smile and haughty laughter together in a warm home!?
Nirvy
MemberHow is that in kmh?
MikuBraver
MemberAway from her or towards? :3
LittleLemurLamprey
Member[(2 miles) / (12 minutes)] = 4.4704 m/s = ~16 km/h, or 10 mi/h.
That's a pretty fast clip.
Darlantan
MemberHonestly my best time was 11:13, but shortly after I was praying for death and despite not drinking anything but water days before, I wound up making more than an offering to the mighty porcelain Goddess! Though in this case it was a trench in Vilseck Germany and when I was in extremely good shape despite my age bracket and being a knuckle dragger or "Red Leg Artilleryman".
Edit: This isn't a full "Battle Rattle" run, it was a PT test back in the day where you could break 300+ scores. Meaning we were in shorts despite the weather conditions, often times downgrading before pushups, situps, 2 mile run as you'd not only want to prove your merit, but also not freeze your nuts off waiting in line or make it harder due to extra clothing as it makes a huge difference to those that know.
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