">Hi Anon! What are you up to?
>M-Me? I'm just (oh fuck...) a little lonely, so I wanted to hear your voice.
>I'm fine! I, uh, stubbed my toe is all!
>Aww, Anon. You're sweetest. Wanting to kiss it better, though? I didn't take you for a bean kind of guy~
>...!!!
>(Did he really just say that? Would he actually want to try toe-bean stuff? Is my innocent Anon secretly kinky? I gotta finish this call up fast! I'm gonna blow!)
>S-So what are you doing on Saturday? Nothing? Me too! (Unf...). Want to hang out?
>Its a date! Gotta go! See you!
>*Click*
>!!!!"