You travelled through miles of country side to get to this groove. Months ago you heard of a magical dragon that could grant any wish and all you need to do was find her lair. Now you have finally found it but are struck by her beauty. She beckons you forward saying, "well done mortal, you have found my home and now I shall grant you any wish you desire." You stand right before her, surprised, you thought the great immortal dragon would be towering over you but she is just twice your size. Also her chubby form strikes you as odd as you had heard she was never seen except for the few who tried to find her. "Well, what will it be mortal," she ask seeming a little annoyed you haven't answered her yet, "I would say I havent got all morning but really I have an eternity." Hearing her say that word shakes you back to the reason you came here, eternal life, what could be a better wish than to live forever. You proclaim loudly, "I wish to live forever!!" She smiles at this request and says, "very well, close your eyes and I will grant your wish." You close your eyes and can hear her snickering, "you didnt say in what form however." Before you can open your eyes she picks you up and shoves you into her mouth, quickly swallowing you whole. Her throat is soft and wet and you begin to hear her heart beat around you while being forced deeper and deeper by her powerful throat muscles. In moments you are deposited into her stomach where it starts to get to work right away. "Hey I wished for eternal life, not to be food," you scream from inside while you struggle in vain. "Oh you will have that but only as fat on my body," she says softly as she rubs her now full belly. "Don't worry I'll use my magic so you aren't burned off later. Anywhere you want to be? Last few didn't decide so now they are just fab on my belly."
You begin to feel you conciseness fade as all the struggling has left you exhausted, not to mention how long the journey was to get here. Months later the same thing would happen to another person unfortunate enough to seek the dragon. You got your wish in the end even if it was not how you envisioned it. As the saying goes, "Be careful what you wish for."