That looks veeeeeeery uncomfortable for the man with them legs.

This is the proverbial result of "death by snu-snu." His pelvis is crushed, legs are now permanently disjointed. Death from internal hemorrhaging is inevitable. If you have a tauren girlfriend, its ALWAYS missionary or doggy style. Cowgirl style will get you killed!

But how could you do a tauren girl any other way? They are litterally cow girls.

slops said:
But how could you do a tauren girl any other way? They are litterally cow girls.

By making it clear if they like you enough to have sex, then lets make sure its more than a one time thing.