“So how did you miss your train, anyway?”

“Well, it’s a funny story. You see, I had about an hour to wait, and there wasn’t much to do. It was late, the shops were shut, and the station was practically deserted. So I went to one of the restrooms to kill some time. And it was a good thing there was no-one around, I tell you, because there was this *phenomenal* dragonborn just washing up when I went in. And, well, he clocked me instantly. He was really packing, too! So, well, one thing led to another, and suddenly my quick trip to the restroom ended up taking … quite a lot longer …”