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>"What are you staring at? It's really hot today."
"Dude, where's your dick?"
>"..."
>"What?"
"Does it retract? Do lions' do that?"
>"What the fuck?"
"And why are you wearing girly underwear?"
>"..."
>Realization dawns on his face
>"Anon, I AM a girl."
"But you've got a mane."
>The alleged lioness looks down pointedly, then back to you with a blank expression
"And you've got no tits."
>She repeats the motion.
>Then sighs and speaks slowly, as if explaining to a child.
>"It's hair, dumbass. And I'm flashing you literally right this second."
>Anon.exe has stopped responding
>The minutes tick by as you stand there staring
>Her already-heat-flushed face reddens deeper
"So, uh."
>You're barely paying attention
>You're busy recalculating every memory you have of him. her.
>Maybe he wasn't just a huggy guy.
>Maybe he wasn't just hanging with you because he was bored.
>Maybe that one time he offered to suck your dick wasn't a joke.
>You swallow, and take the leap.
"You wanna bang?"
>"Bro, if I was dropping hints any harder I'd be biting your balls."
>"But not today. It's too fuckin' hot."
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GoldAnthroWolf
MemberHaha, oh god, that story bit is great! Also, don't suppose you'd be up for trying to generate a version with no clothes, for the, 'It's not a hot day!" Aftermath?
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Ferox
MemberHuh, here's hoping you do more with this lioness in the near future!
Nocheamante
Member...when you realize your flat chested, tomboy friend is ONLY a tomboy in mannerisms but the plumbing and chromosomes tell the truth.
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