While most ranch-type animals are found in, well, ranches, townsfolk are used to seeing a considerable number of rogue ungulates roaming the population centers. Due to the zealous culture, the crown regards these beasties as protected, free to come and go as they please.

They are also regarded as being quite slutty, presenting themselves to anyone showing interest. This ewe has been making the rounds this morning, one quickie after the next from the early birds enjoying the quiet streets of dawn.

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