Boss Needs Some Stress-Relief

Well, you weren't exactly expecting him to unbutton his pants, and even more surprising was that he seemed to be getting hard, despite being clearly upset about his job...

You do really need the position as his assistant though, and the fine print you signed explaining your added responsibilities when you accepted your new position did mention that you would be asked to do anything in your power to take off a load on boss' stress so that he wouldn't be making any rash decisions that could potentially endanger the company.

He's clearly done this before with his former assistants in the past, you can tell, and for a successful entrepreneur like Jimmy Crystal, you know there'll be plenty more available employees to take his place if you refuse to fluff up the boss...