Stand Master: Joel Johansson
Stand Name: Dark Side (of the Moon)
Power: B
Speed: B
Range: B
Durability: C
Precision: A
Potential: D

Special Ability: Perfect Synchronicity

Dark Side's ability is based on Joel's uncanny ability to have things line up perfectly for comedic timing on stream. Just to name a few: "In 1972", Nintendo direct sproing sound effect, the Mr Bean Incident, the Sprunk Incident, Break The Ice, and many many more.

The reason the stand is named after the Album "Dark Side of the Moon" and not one of Joel's own albums is because of a trend where people play said album together with a movie like The Wizard of Oz (or Paul Blart's Mal Cop) and perceive how certain things line up perfectly.

This ability manifests by forcing unrelated things within range to synchronize with each other. For example, it could cause all the bubbles in a bottle of soda to pop at once, resulting in the bottle exploding (don't ask if this would actually work. Araki probably wouldn't care either). Joel can also deliberately play music via regular means, forcing things to line up with parts of a song (either specific lyrics, or just the general emotional vibe of a section of a song, like an epic guitar solo enhancing the strength of his flurry of blows).

If evolving his stand with the Arrow and awakening Dark Side Requiem, this ability would evolve to cover fate itself, essentially making its range infinite. Reality would align itself with Joel's heartbeat, with time only progressing in distinct intervals while Joel can move freely.