susie (undertale (series) and etc) directed by thebigbradwulf
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Susie's Internal Monologue

Tch.
What the heck happened to me.

I used to be simple.
Lean. Muscular. Built like I could shove a locker through a wall and call it a warm-up.
That made sense.
That was honest.

Now all of a sudden I’ve got...curves.
Why?
Who approved this?
My body went behind my back and started freelancing.

I liked bein’ all muscle and angles.
I liked lookin’ like a problem nobody wanted.
Now I’m standin’ in a changing room, half-dressed, wonderin’ why everything’s gettin’ all... shaped.

And of course Noelle sees this and gets that sparkle in her eyes.
‘Susie, you should try this.’
‘Susie, this would look so cute.’
Yeah, cool, awesome, thanks.
Now I’m havin’ a full-on identity crisis in my underwear.

And the worst part?
The absolute dumbest, most humiliating part?

I actually like that pipsqueak.

That polite little goat dork with the soft voice and the glasses and the whole ‘oh gosh’ thing.
That guy.
That string-bean prince who looks like a stiff breeze could file his taxes for him.

Why him?

Why do I gotta go and catch feelings for somebody built like a bookmark when I used to be happy just lookin’ like I could bench-press a couch?

So now what, huh?
Do I just show up as me?
Do I try all this girly junk Noelle keeps pushin’?
Do I act softer?
Do I act tougher?
Do I pretend I know what I’m doing?

Tch. No.
I’m still me.
I’m not gonna start talkin’ different or flutterin’ my eyelashes or whatever.
But...maybe tryin’ a little wouldn’t kill me.

Probably.

Unless Noelle put something cursed, frilly, or psychologically damaging in that drawer.
Then I’m gonna march out there and punch that deer so hard she sees tomorrow early.

All characters are depicted as adults. Deltarune and their characters are owned by Toby Fox.

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