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Felt like making something dumb and the mirror wasn't enough, and then a stroke of genius came to my mind...meet LASER PIRATE!

Laser Pirate is what happens when a pirate, a malfunctioning laser cannon in his mouth, and a total buffoon all get trapped in the same body. He’s a peg-armed, peg-legged, and dual-eye-patched mongoose disaster who talks like the terror of the high seas, poses like an action figure, and behaves like a wooden-legged cruise missile powered entirely by ego. Every entrance is too dramatic, every insult is too loud, and every mouth-laser blast feels like it’s one sneeze away from destroying the wrong building. He is not subtle, not graceful, and definitely not qualified for anything he’s attempting, which is exactly what makes him amazing.

Laser Pirate's Theme Song: https://www.deviantart.com/aiamused/art/1308896819

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