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Gents, the ideal woman is:
>3 feet tall.
>Pathologically kind.
>Prone to bursting into song.
>Cute as a button and pure as driven snow.
>Rarely wears clothes.
>Has an alliteration name the includes her species. (ie, Waverly Weasel)
>Lives in a tiny village with other critters who also have alliteration names.
>Looks for opportunities to insert moral lessons into her actions.
And last but not least
>Fucks like a demon when the sun goes down.
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